Stop Wasting Time Chasing BS LeadsCall BS Connections Instead!
Did you start a business so you could make cold calls?
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Cold Calling Sucks… We’ll Do It For You!
With over 15 years of B2C and B2B sales experience, BS Connections provides premium cold calling and lead generation services for all sorts of businesses. Simply put, we make your cold calls so you don’t have to… because we know you hate making them anyway…
and when your prospects call back, we’ll send them straight to YOU… or take the call for you!
Why BS Connections?
It’s Me on the Phone
I’m Brian Simmons, and I make every call myself on a recorded line… so you can listen to all of them.
Our Results
About 1 in 4 of our conversations ended positive.
Month-to-Month. Commit for Longer and Save
And you keep everything we build: your lists, scripts, and sequences.
It Can Happen to Anyone.
- You grew your business on referrals.
- Then the referrals slowed down.
- You told yourself you’d make 20 calls this week.
- You made two.
- You reorganized your desk instead.
- Your desk has never looked better. Your pipeline has never looked worse.
I’ve been there. I still make the calls. That’s kind of the point.
What’s the most effective way to cold call?
FUGGIN Don’t
That’s How We Do It!
We Find, Uncover, Give, Gain, Invite, Nurture, and Don’t Stop until we’re asked… nicely…
It’s an acronym. What did you think we meant?
- Find your ideal prospects from your ideal client profile
- Uncover contacts to call the right people
- Give them a call! That is our job, anyway
- Gain their trust by being human
- Invite them to meet with you and learn more
- Nurture the dead… unresponsive… cold… The leads who don’t answer
And Don’t Stop Until We’re Asked… Nicely…
Here’s What We Do!
A Real ICP, Built From Your Own Data
We start with the data you already have: your best customers, your deals, and your CRM. That’s how we build a true ideal client profile instead of a guess.
Decision-Makers and Key Influencers
We find the people who sign off and the people they listen to, so we have more than one way to get our foot in the door.
Targeted List Building
We build your lists from that profile, so every call goes to someone who actually fits.
No-Bull Appointment Setting
We only set appointments with people who show real interest while we’re on the phone with them. No arm-twisting, and no filler on your calendar.
Human Prospect Nurturing
We even engage your leads with personalized follow-up so they feel all warm and fuzzy
Even More BS!
Networking Events
We plan, market, and host networking events so you can network with your guests while we deal with the BS
Sales Coaching
We’ll teach you and your sales team how to leverage our technology partners to call your own damn leads… You know, teach a man to fish or whatever… Here’s a pole
Wondering What’s Under the Hood?
Here’s How We FUGGIN Do It!
1. We Get to Know Your Business
What do you actually want from an SDR? (Ask ten owners, get ten answers.) We talk budget, real hiring numbers in house or through us, and how long a new hire takes to ramp up in your industry. Our numbers come from our own metrics and industry surveys, so they aren’t just something we pulled out of our ass.
2. We Find Your Real ICP
Not the one in your pitch deck. The one in your CRM: who actually buys, who gets us in the door, and how long your sales cycle really runs. Your sequences get built around that.
3. You Sign Off on Everything
Call scripts, email copy, lead lists: you see all of it before anything goes out. After that we tweak in real time, and you see every change.
4. Claude Does the Boring Stuff
The SDR makes the calls. Claude does all the fancy shmancy magical background stuff. It even writes the quotes and proposals, so your salespeople can actually “just focus on selling.” Nothing falls through the cracks, and nothing gets fabricated by AI.
I reduced my time spent on admin by about 50%.
It uses my proven strategy to do the research, build the outreach, target the right people, get me on the phone with them, and actually get them interested in what you got going on.
In FUGGIN’ Tech, we build your system on these same tools. You own the subscriptions, and you keep everything we build.
We’re an Apollo Partner. New to Apollo? Start here!
How It Works
- We set up your prospecting system in Apollo and Claude, so it’s ready before the first call
- Apollo setup, your ideal client profile and lists
- Sequences and scripts
- Claude connected for research and reporting
- Call scoring and training
- You own your Apollo and Claude subscriptions
- We make the calls, test the messaging, and tighten it up as we go
- Call scripting, recordings and detailed notes
- Real-time call updates
- Weekly call review meetings
- Email and LinkedIn follow-ups
- Prospect nurturing
- Direct contact with your team
- Everything in Calls, plus:
- Fractional sales development
- End-to-end sales cycle management
- Networking
- Meeting prospects on your behalf
- Sales presentations
Two Ways to Pay
- Starts as low as $140/month, not including any one-time charges, software, or support
- A set rate for the work, scoped to what you need
- FUGGIN’ Tech is one-time. Calls, Emails, Networking, Sales, Management, and Support are monthly.
- Every monthly service is month-to-month. Commit for longer and save.
- Credits sold in $10 packs
- Covers all 3 phases
- Every connected call is scored between 3 and 28 credits, and the very best calls are up to 40 credits
- No contracts or monthly credit purchases required
- Credit prices are subject to change at any time
People Are Talking™
Word for word, from recorded calls with my clients. I left the names off.
“He’s got that telemarketer magic.”
— President, M&A advisory firm
“First of all, she’s not gonna forget you when you call next week because you made her laugh.”
— Founder, home care company, reviewing one of my calls
“Your voicemails are good. Your approach is good… when you’re on the phone, you’re good, man.”
— Founder & CEO, IT hardware company, after listening to the call recordings
“…looking at everything else, it’s all well put together. I trust you, you know what you’re doing. Clearly.”
— Founder & Managing Partner, sales consulting firm
“…you’ve done amazing with the list that you’ve come up with so far.”
— Inside Sales Manager, payment processing company
“…I’m impressed that you get these, that you make these contacts.”
— Sales coach and author
“I think that you have a great attitude and I don’t know how you do what you do all day. Like, I would lose my mind.”
— Director of Sales Coaching, sales consulting firm
“I had a job as a telemarketer as a young woman, and I got fired in one day… certain people have a gift, and it’s not everybody.”
— President, M&A advisory firm
Prospects Are Also Talking™
Word for word, from first calls. One of them didn’t go great.
“You get a cold call, but you… stay on the phone for some reason because there’s just something about that voice… It’s a unique skill. It’s like one in a, I don’t know, 10,000.”
— President, M&A advisory firm, before hiring me
“It’s very hard to find someone like you.”
— Publisher, neighborhood magazine
“I like your… attitude and the sales pitch and what you would bring to it too.”
— Co-founder, sanitation company
“They want me to make 50 calls a day. I cannot.”
— Publisher, neighborhood magazine
“I liked your low pressure.”
— Payments company, on our first call
“No cold calls for me, thank you.”
— Founder & CEO, fractional CFO firm, right before hanging up
Stop Wasting Time Chasing BS Leads and Call BS Connections Instead!
Cold-Calling Sucks… We’ll Do It For You!
Many have called. I called most of them.
Call me at 301-690-9215 or email [email protected]